Disclaimer: Please do not send me requests to ask him to kill your addict next door neighbor. Kindly use the right channels for that. Also, I will not risk my President’s life by sharing you our text. This is a work of fiction.

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This was right before he got inaugurated. I would have gone. But I have work.

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This was the week after. God Bless You Mister President.